alex just straightened a rug. i’ve never dated anyone that cared enough to straighten a rug. and that’s why he’s my favorite.
i wish this ginger ale i’m drinking was more whiskey than ginger ale. and by more, i mean completely. ugh.
mac and cheese and the teensiest bit of sriracha is SO GOOD.
i get THE most dramatic emails from people.
every other word is capitalized. OH my GOSH calm THE fuck DOWN!
my boyfriend meets my parents tomorrow. i know they’ll like him just as much as i do.
seeing the layers of girl comments on someone’s instagram is the funniest
shitty chest tattoos are the saddest